"No Time for Sergeants" (1954-1967)/Frey Me to the Moon

Few  people realize that Gary Rainy's first version of "Inway to the Enways" was written as short story for  Gary Rainy's unpublished 4th volume of "Long Shorts for Young Boys" . 'Inway to the Enway" went Unpublished because Gary Rainy's publishers who once had high hopes for Mr. Rainy found his  last batch of stories dealing solely with a young man who sails around the world looking for buried treasures driven ,literally steered /possessed by a   mystical Entity named Cromwell  who telepathically guides a the treasure seeker named simply Zabrinsky  ,presumably based on Rainy was found  both too redundant and too radical simultaneously ."

Somewhat unseemly," A copy editor remarked as the protagonist, Zabrinski must use a nasal inhaler to commune with his muse named Cromwell.The handwritten manuscript that Rainy delivered to the publisher,in person dressed as a Commandant presumably from the 1800's, made it Clear that apparently the character  Zabrinski was not the only one inhaling something to commune with "The Entities "-and for this reason ****publishing house not only ended any further dealings with Gary Rainy but also saw fit to send the bizarre diatribe to certain agencies who had requested that certain manuscripts found subversive in nature be sent to agencies concerned about a "type" who seemed to want  to indoctrinate "the youth" with dissident behavior..

The agency that received the handwritten narrative was all too familiar with Mr. Rainy who had begun several years before sending this and many other  agencies boxes and boxes filled with  diagrams, ideas and methods to "Measure the Souls" of every living being on earth.Gary Rainy's ramblings were anticipated by the agency like theater goers anticipated serial one reels in movie houses ...the Office of Interior Intentions often brought Gary's diatribes home to their wives to share for a good laugh.The  "manuscripts" were often read in full at cocktail parties in thespian stylings...His thesis on how some house plants were essentially  BAD....as they were really just reincarnated BAD SOULS in new vessels (plantlife) was a running joke around the Office of Interior Intent who begun bring in houseplants and labeling those that "grew funny" all matter of criminal
...Gary said his See Meter had detected Emanations of pure evil incarnate coming from a potted fern in a wealthy widow's Pasadena home...the widow who was all but bedridden by all matter of health problems and nightmares' was suddenly "cured " when Gary after using his variation of Wheatstone Bridge on the offending fern choked the fern "too death" bare handed and burned the ashes of "the evil doer 'in a remote location near Bakersfield.

After hearing the potted plant "punchline " one time too many a high ranking official at the OII(Office of Interior Intent) decided he had had enough of this man being made the butt of these cruel jokes...and decided there and than to help Gary Rainy help them...by giving Mr. Rainy a new muse via "The Frey Effect"