ICE AID

The patenting of left over boiled water from hot dog cooking as a diet aid by Liam lead to me and also XXXX going patent wild for few weeks-as might actors in a typical sitcom in which one event leads to another...very often living in a home bombarded with micro and milliwaves meant to alter brain function and deliver Voice to Skull 'silent sound' upon it's inhabitants is little more than a sitcom....our lives -little more than a puppet theater to Mandlers 
..(beware of those who recommend marijuana to fight "Mandling" go past the intrusion with story.fellow TIs..do not bE THEIR STORY ..do not be their Post-ka -teers tryin' to tell someone about the white faced fly! just think of the linear writing we might have done and still might do without case books in our way making our mind disappear up scrolls to no one but this Them" we refer to..if the bogs did not fragment the basics tenants of form and composition!)
Liam's big rush to patent Hot Dog Water caused XXXX to rack his brain trying to think up things he believed nobody ever thought of that could make us rich ..
a pillow filled with leaves,a pillow filled with sand
and a take on mittens that only covered the fingers and thumbs not the actual hand
I as well set to work coming up with a patent
XXXX's enthusiasm can be that inspiring
ideas ..they come at you when you don't expect them
racking my brain about how to come up with a new type of pillow that was as good as XXXX's was getting me nowhere
nor was trying to come up with ideas for whatever I could boil in water that would taste as sickening as Hot Dog Water
Sausage Water ?
My Mandlers constantly warn me -what I can write and what I cannot ..
THIS I have ever more trouble distinguishing
(I am not doing well in my str8 to Cortex Hostel ..no..things r not going well for your loyal narrator...and I foresee no miracle to come along to free me from my invisible chains)
as much time as I spend writing things I next spend taking them down
or paying with Mandlers scaring me into submission for DOING EVERYTHING WRONG
for "Being UP tO something" WRONG
what the fuk can I be up to wrong?
when the greatest wrong ever done to another is being done to me (and sooooomany others_ right here right now with Fake Telepathy with the damn chips?
they want someone to play ..their little Bad guy in the stock aide ...of social media
little scape goat example of BAD GUY deserves remote neural monitoring than pay me
otherwise
allllll HOT DOG WATER!
allll the time !
pay me O mind Doctors Brain Map mavericks of Mandling Methodologies 
and not with no damn visuals or interface ....and I'll yell Psychotronic Torture allll over the place ..
(2)
i was watching TV and saw some actress beautiful as beauty can be climbing up some rope...
some drape like in a circusWhen the idea of my patent
comes to me
the actress spokeswoman is not dressed circus-ie but in a low cut high cut gown
people are like cumming in their pants when this chick comes waltzing in like she owns the damn place
staring at her like she's some kind of better being than they all are
she looks good is all
but the way they're looking it's like she cast some damn spell upon them
well
next thing you know
this chick walks past the crowd
like the entire scene is beneath her
well..she goes into this other room..through a door...and damn there's this rope like drape like Circus Ole thing there
and next thing you know she's climbing up the damn thing
climbing up to this amazing light and ceiling in this amazing room
and I'm sitting there thinking of what type of encased meat I could boil to make someone throw up properly
or a pillow that can top sand pillows to put your head upon!
what's the hell is going on Here! like XXXX says
and Dag! up and up this actress goes toward some great chandelier and next I'm looked at the light on the ceiling in our living room
a small light on the ceiling of low ceiling Than I'm thinking hmmm what would this actress do if she came in my house
she'd make a damn face
even if I gawked at her and swooned
she's a damn actress
she's beautiful and wealthy
even if i had a super high ceiling she wouldnt be climbing it
i'd need a gun in my hand to say 'CLIMB! NOW"
to get her to do this trick
i look at the light fixture
she wouldn't even need a stool to climb up to it let alone some rope
and than thought of how many people have low ceilings with certainlyno chandelier
and than I thought how many women look like this chick?
and thought of the women (and men ) always having to look at these rich people who look like only movie stars do climbing up chandeliers 20 feet high
next comes some commercial of some shirtless guy being all shirtless in a locker room
and I'm like -hmmm
I know I am supposed to feel in awe of this guy ...or less than this guy so I can have what ever he's having in the ad..and somehow at least see myself as him (?) a male model /actor?
or athlete?
...and I'm like OK
now what you want me to feel TV
cause you never stop TV sending me all these damn faces and people and nicer homes than I live in
and cars i can not have and people jumping from mountains with Mountain Dew in their hands
and sometimes it just make you feel like you are missing all these TV things ..and you had better be 27 years old with abs and the right haircut and jeans and car and you start going MAN this TV been spewing this shit in our eyes and ears since TV began every second every minute every day
and the patent come s to you that XXXX says "will make Liam's patent look like fool's gold "to patent "officers' or whatever they're called
ABSTRACT ;-I write like Liam did on his patent for potable hot dog water to make you lose weight
I herein propose a method and apparatus to create -a computer algorithm to alter the TV image
I herein wish to propose a method of automated re pixelation
AS TO manipulate the appearance of actor's looks -they're faces and bodies to less intimidating visage
in real time televising of broadcast media
I try writing the rest of the patent like Liam did but decide whom is ever reading the patent proposal will understand what I say with out the "legalese" of everything that ALSO should be removed form all things..
I herein describe my invention of what I call THE MORPH MAN CROP-ACY
as a HEREAS YET not fully devised DEVICE to use in CONJUNCTION with a TV
- myproposed invention would rely on Adobe like morphing of images to alter the bodies and faces of the actors just enough so viewer of said image doesn't feel they should constantly being saying 'Gee I wish I looked like that ..or Gee I wish I went to the gym or had the genetic jawline of a model. etc...
The same
Sometimes you just want to see a story this happens than this than that and not be thrown of by seemingly triggered thoughts of "Hey ,I do not look like this"
I write in the patent
the MECHANISM of APPARATUS of the MORPH MAN CROP-ACY DEVISE can be turned off or turned on .OFF when you don't really care about tits and ass and abs all in your eyeballs
and ON when-it is just damn annoying to see all these people who don't really look like anyone but actors in the stories ,commercial et al.
with the MORPH MAN devise proposed in this patent the images can be adjusted
subtle-ie or extremely
in their "volume' of looking Movie Star like or just regular looking or even monstrous
in SUMMATION- especially if you're sick or something or haven't worked out in a while et al.
or just not in the mood and all it can be sometimes intimidating to see again and again and again people in the 1 percentile of APPEARANCE on the TV screen unless you're watching porn
sometimes you just want to see what happens next without the bother of people who are too attractive as the mind make constant self comparisons whether one wants it to or not and THIS DEVICE will help work around some of these problems .. thank you Patent Office for your time ,I am sorry Sirs if this Patent is not written in Patent like form ..consider this a Patent Draft..submitted 11/14
I write this rough draft of the patent thinking I will and can ask Liam how to make it as he says sound Legalese enough to sound good enough and make the mistake of showing the draft of the patent to XXXXX
XXXX who was trying to figure out if he should place elastic in the finger mittens to keep them from falling off reads the patent and says the Morph Man Cropacy idea is the Dumbo dumbest idea he ever heard in his life and I should clean up the sand in the bed that had fallen out of the sand pillows .I go up to mini vac the sand from the sheet thinking I should invent a special cleaner one sprays on the mouth of the mini vac that anti bacterials the mouth of the vacuum that is built into the vacuum and laid after this quick think on the pillow XXXX has stuffed with dried leaves kind of liking the crushcrunch crunch of the pillow .I stare up at the ceiling seeing wicked Mandler visions...all mean clowns and skull faces...the air conditioner and 3 white noise machines are on...so I don't really hear the 'YOU'RE DEAD FOR REAL THIS TIME" yippity yap that always goes with these mean visuals..I doze off and come downstair and see XXXX licking an envelope when he sees me he drops the envelope..and says 'Damn Dumbo why you sneaking up on me"
"What you doing ?'i ask 'what are you mailing?"
"The Leaf Pillow Patent " he says
but I see the word MIGHTY MORPHING CROP APPARATUS
MORPHOLOGY CROPPING DEVISE
CROP ,MORPH and MANIPULATION of TELEVISED IMAGE APPARATUS
MIGHTY MORPHING MANIPULATOR MACHINE
scribbled in XXXX's handwriting all over the back of a notebook
I look over at the printer and see the words MORPH MAN CROPACY Patent
and not with my name on it but his