the Community Theater

 The Community Theater's job is to capture  and than decipher EMF waves
for a layman

someone like
you who lays around
in your condo

and think cuz u dress all high and mighty
and got grad degrees and big fancy jobs ..
that you know whats going on around you

you look down on guys like me
cause I don't go to no  ballet or symphonies and whatever u do//
well
I got my own symphonies right here..
in my apartment


that's what I call the neurals.
 syyyymphonies
that capture all the simpering  phone-ie
 comin out yer mouths that don't quite
synch to the
yack trap comin out of your EMF

whats an emf ...smartie
know it all walking round town like you KNOW! and ya don't even KNOW what an EMF is
E
M
F
means electrical waves dummy
electro magnetic waves
produced by motion of electtrrrrically charged particles that are like alwwwways making noise like buzzing ..

the cells and the neurons
making  all that racket in your mind
makes all kinds a waves
and my job is to
snatcj up these EMFs and make sense of them

make sense of you
for
The Community TheATER
my company
my employer

mister college man .smart ass probably don't even think about the 'waves " do yah
think you know everything yeah I see that in your eyes...
you walkin round town with your pretty girlfriend in her tight leather jacket getting in cabs ...and going to those ballets ...and you wearing some bow tie like some fag
you got no idea
that I can stand beside you ina mini mart line
pop on my specially rigged phone the Community Theater gives me ..
and just pick up your Brain waves
take em' back to my apartment or to the warehouse.
and start reading your uppity mind like some book
might even be reading you in real time
while I sit on the toilet if I so desire.

you think I m makin this up
yuppie boi
ha!
...sure you don't see the waves
 less your some hippie psychic type who like sees auras and shit..

but they're there ...just the same.
and they're here
right on my phone

and I got a friend named Lincoln who also works for The Community theater.
who can turn a smart phone into like a reverse smart phone
turn that baby into a pineapple upside down cake man
'Lincoln can do anything
 once saw him invert a GE microwave into this motha fcker that could like beam through a wall to make his twl head neighbor shut up with the  trance music he and his American girlfriend were trippin to all nite long

Lincoln
works with what ever he has...
he had a lot of experience sittin around trying to do something with his hands ..
cause he spent a lot of time in the sand land.with the sand people.. ya see.
'waitin for them to come outta the sand..so he could blow them up to the sand man

 everything in the environment with an electric current in it has a magnetic field
a brain has an electric current genius

think about it
 around it which gives off EMF waves.  The Community Theater has developed
proprietary advanced digital equipment

propriety MEANS that YOU can't have it
not even if you use your platinum card and all yr Daddy's connections
this proprietary equipment that Lincoln makes or adapts  remotely analyzes electrical brain activity.

it reads your mind..
all your stupid thoughts..
and here was I always thinkin you college ,a*sholed had all this like Einstein stuff on your mind turn out you think pretty much like everyone..
about the weather and if you smell bad..or if your boss just gave you a weird look

sometimes we have short term jobs ..demographics it's called Detecting EMF Fields in 23-28 year old urban dwellers  for  Market research concerning how much they think about some ad they saw on tv..

With special EMF equipment The Community Theater cryptologists can remotely read evoked potentials (from EEGs). These can be decoded into a person's brain-states and thoughts. The subject is then perfectly monitored from a distance. "Actors" from  The Community Theater can  track that person 24 hours-a-day.

The Community Theater Use of EMF Brain Stimulation

The Community Theater uses EMF Brain Stimulation for Remote Neural Monitoring (RNM) and Electronic Brain Link (EBL).  Brain Stimulation has been in development since  early 1950's which included neurological research into "radiation (non-ionizing EMF) and bioelectric research and development. Many malls and stores have opted for EBL Systems to "help a customer 'know " more stridently what they might want or need.This is good thing for it helped  reduce stress from a so called "guilty  purchase"
To further induce a shopper  surveillance Commencement Communications can entice  electrical activity in the speech center of the brain can taken by the  subject as their own verbal thoughts. RNM can send encoded signals to the brain's auditory cortex which allows allowing audio communications direct to the brain (bypassing the ears)using bone conductive hearing..Some Team Players use this technology  to "freak out" their subject as this "voice outta Nowhere" can be DJed to mimic the same style  auditory hallucination  of  any garden variety paranoid schizophrenia.
Without absolutely no physical contact with the subject a Team Player can Remote Neural Monitor and   map out electrical activity from the visual cortex of a subject's brain and Lincoln now has some shit that can decipher a subject;s visual code...so if we want ,if we're bored and there's like nothing on tv we can sit around watching  encrypted  images from a subject's brain on a video monitor cause ya know those EMF's those buzzings that like trip the wires to make you SEE are just more waves you know...just more stuff a tweaked up phone or gadject can latch onto...so I can tell just from your visual encrypts that while your with that bitch in the black leather jacket your really thinkin about that halter topped art school girl you played quizzo with last thursday 
Visual memory can also be seen.and  remote neural bypass can literally send images direct to a subject's  visual cortex, bypassing the eyes and optic nerves so if I wanted to I could have you seeing little demons and little freddy krugers jumpin all over the place..Lincoln even got this shit that puts images in a  subject's brain while they are in R.E.M. sleep but most of this isn't for market research but for stuff ...more serious like if someone pays us to drive some fck that wont pay child support nuts

The Community Theater  can also use two-way wireless RNM system which is used to both monitor audiovisual information in their brain AND wallop the subject with like a conversation made up by us ...talkin ginReal Time to the subjects thoughts so the boi be like walkin around like Sybil...slapping their head like some wacko...same time we might double the bang and send visual images to the wacko's visual cortex...so he be like thinkin he's possessed..Once had some dude jump right off a bridge flailing at some weird ostrige like creature Lincon be bombardin the guy with,,,still have the video footage ,,imagine this guy on a bridge ...spinnin round and round  like he's being attacked by like some raptor..hearing Lincoln squealin in his ear or bypassing his ear going"you have opened up the gates of hell and now you must pay..." he's playing this in a loop going faster and faster.the sound the vision comin seemin ly from nowhere.guy flailin around smacking his face .his arms screamin "heeelllp help to some pedestrians who are like laughing at him or filming him...till he jumps from the bridge ..than they cant get away fast enuf..only me and Lincoln filmed that part..     RNM can alter a subject's perceptions, moods and motor control. remember that movie cabin in the woods man? where that all sweet college girl goes ho bag like by remotr? well that can happen ,, Lincoln calls it layering...I call it like that Russian dude svengali'ing someone.. it's more than hypnotism...though   cuz it's like placing a genuine emotional read you conjured up..like a mix tape...and just transmitted over some subject;s current emotional state...Lincoln once had some frat boy suckin some gayboy's dck  behind some pseudo dive bar all the jocko kids went to ,,Lincoln filmed the whole thing ..made frat boy pay him 2 thousand bucks not to post the thing on u tube