barber shop
all the electronics in my apartment are modified. The computer ,the tv.(my phone is 'tricked' up a notch..to put it mildly
the same frequencies and shit that operates all gadgets like the phone etc
operate on already active systems
the EMF that towers and dishes were put up to send and receive
..
if you r lucky enough to have a go to guy like Lincoln
if youre lucky enuf to have a job like me.
you'd know
how easy it is to tweak
hand helds and lap tops so they can do shit you wouldn t even think of..
I gotta tell you ..
you urban
upright suptight high and mighty
mange
beware of those underlings you thought you were smarter than in high school.
you with your fancy colleges and 1300 square feet..
you're of interest to some people..
who wanna know why you bought a teal parker instead of a dark blue one..
wanna know how you feel bout for instance intimate lube bein advertised right on tv
..how you feel about
INT-ROOOOOOM-NIGHT
MAN WITH MUCKLES probly bigger than yours going under the sheet
with his" just right " semi ethnic tv girlfriend
does the ad make you cringe?
or make you
wanna run to your local drugstore and buy a gallon of
of the stuff so you can badda bingo your gal who probly aint no tv actress
my phone got apps
you don't know about
cause we don't have no College Boy types in the community theater.
we don't want none
we don't get on well with pussy collegy types
besides
most of our marketing research has to do with what a Dope like you buys
to feel good about themselves or more often
BETTER than everyone around them
better than me
you know that
and I know that ..but you don't KNOW how I know that
me
the guy "who you thought ."guy must think it's 1994 ....dressed like some kurt Cobain wanna be...pathtic,"you thought
the guy
in back of you at the mini mart.
wearing a flannel shirt
the one your were thinking "thinks he's cobain" than
"howz a guy like that living in this part of the city...
while you buy some yogurt ......makin sure YOU TELL the CASHIER it's your girlfriend.
like apologizing for the purchase.
explaining it;; like the cashier and everyone in the whole world cares
why you "do what you do:
I saw you by the way
EAT the yogurt
YOURSELF
in the park.
faggit
next day
the same frequencies and shit that operates all gadgets like the phone etc
operate on already active systems
the EMF that towers and dishes were put up to send and receive
..
if you r lucky enough to have a go to guy like Lincoln
if youre lucky enuf to have a job like me.
you'd know
how easy it is to tweak
hand helds and lap tops so they can do shit you wouldn t even think of..
I gotta tell you ..
you urban
upright suptight high and mighty
mange
beware of those underlings you thought you were smarter than in high school.
you with your fancy colleges and 1300 square feet..
you're of interest to some people..
who wanna know why you bought a teal parker instead of a dark blue one..
wanna know how you feel bout for instance intimate lube bein advertised right on tv
..how you feel about
INT-ROOOOOOM-NIGHT
MAN WITH MUCKLES probly bigger than yours going under the sheet
with his" just right " semi ethnic tv girlfriend
does the ad make you cringe?
or make you
wanna run to your local drugstore and buy a gallon of
of the stuff so you can badda bingo your gal who probly aint no tv actress
my phone got apps
you don't know about
cause we don't have no College Boy types in the community theater.
we don't want none
we don't get on well with pussy collegy types
besides
most of our marketing research has to do with what a Dope like you buys
to feel good about themselves or more often
BETTER than everyone around them
better than me
you know that
and I know that ..but you don't KNOW how I know that
me
the guy "who you thought ."guy must think it's 1994 ....dressed like some kurt Cobain wanna be...pathtic,"you thought
the guy
in back of you at the mini mart.
wearing a flannel shirt
the one your were thinking "thinks he's cobain" than
"howz a guy like that living in this part of the city...
while you buy some yogurt ......makin sure YOU TELL the CASHIER it's your girlfriend.
like apologizing for the purchase.
explaining it;; like the cashier and everyone in the whole world cares
why you "do what you do:
I saw you by the way
EAT the yogurt
YOURSELF
in the park.
faggit
next day
BARBER SHOP FOR BIG SHOT!
me again...you slide away.from me like I'm diseased.
wonder if you notice I am wearing a sweater.
a good one .
I check my phone to see if you even recognized me from the mini mart?
where you insulted me thinking me I thought I was some grundger rock star
nah as usual your type is thinkin about yourself
you sittin there reading some article ...boring boring boring and thinkin
"should I ask Anthony to keep the sides a little longer...and I didn't really get a good fade las ttime...
I switch I off your thought transcription and check my email..
not one thought about my sweater... dick.
finished my email replies I
I turn on your transcripts trying to figure out what your doing and how your dumb face might look as you think"
as I read .your thinking on my amped up phone
-"geez this is wild ...amazing what they do in Japan
your reading which uses another kind of brain wave ..so I am wasting my batteries havin gto both read what your reading and your dumb thoughts about what you're reading..on a split screen
I will you with my mind .and I can do that not with technology but because I am a trained Neuronaut.
a OC 7
second generation
rasied on Inway to the Enway
I can quote the words of Gary Rainy by rote.
and YOU have the nerve to think you're better than me scumbag..
you read in Wired Magazine while you waitgfor your "fade' at this over priced barber shop
what kinda guy pays 45 dollars for a hair cut
cept a fag.
what kind of guy ...goes to get their hair cut in a suit...
barber calls your name
and you bring the magazine over to the barber
to page through
...don't you care you'll get hair on the barbers magazine..or that's it's just plain rude..
to do stuff like that?
guys like you don't care about things like that I felt taking that "fade' razor and giving you a chippy chop ./..see how your boss likes you heading back to work looking like a lawnmower man you
YOU MOE
you show the barber the article ...and start shaking your head saying tsk tsk tsk like youre some old man .....who suddenly sees AUTO mobiles stead of horses..
like your some old rich man at some country club....'whats the world comin to...oh my..:
Ears looking at you kid ... models wear the necomimi, or cats' ears.
They may look cute or silly - depending on your view of view - but these ears are cutting-edge technology.
They can read your brain waves and transmit how you're feeling ... in ear movements.
When you are relaxed or bored, the ears lie flat, when you are concentrating or focused they perk up, and even wiggle if you are amused.
The "Necomimi", which means "cat's ears" in Japanese, were launched in May but are set to go on sale at the end of the year, and were picked by Time magazine as one of the year's 50 best inventions.
The invention's goals are simple - it has two brain-wave sensors that can detect and interpret what you are thinking, and show it through four movements.
"We were exploring new ways of communicating and we thought it would be interesting to use brainwaves," Kana Nakano of Neurowear told Agence France-Presse this year.
"Because the sensors must be attached to the head, we tried to come up with something cute and catchy."
The catch, though, is that accurately reading EEG (encephalogram) signals, which these technologies are attempting to do, can be difficult because of the amount of "noise" a brain generates.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/ears-how-to-read-someones-mind-20111122-1nseb.html#ixzz2xt3p3yrq
I watch you watchin yourself in the mirror as the barber cuts your hair.
I read on my phone that you wished you looked more like Justin
I can't help but start laughing
YOU
ARE
soooooo Gay I feel like saying but instead I text your thought transcripts to Lincoln to give him a laugh as well
I assume you..like you gonna go to some hipster party where it be hip now to drink colt 45..
...like you slumming it.
like you a *igga
and all
..getting your hair all shorn like youre some Mexican in jail..
if getting a tear drop tattoo under yer eye become something on the front of GQ you'd have that done
like you shave your pubes.
yeah I heard you on the phone with your bro mance..
settin a date to go get waxed.
I can listen to your bro mance.phone calls and texts
it's my job
Lincoln
wired up my laptop 'to read"
I remember thinkin
.what kinda str8 guy goes gets themselves waxed ...their pubes.non the less.
with another guy..
or gets them waxed at all?
your told bromance..Kelly wouldn't go down on you less you you cleaned up the municipal park
the municipal park .HaHA HA
still in babrber chair
here you are
going on about the trends... apps ...the so called mind reading.."isn't that amazing..." you say to the barber who like has to answer you
not cause he likes you but cuz you pay him by the way..
yeah yeah crazy world he says.
dummy I want to say cat ears ..
you have no idea how far this sht has come
I 'm thinkin ..
Barber probably cant wait for you to leave the barber chair...and me.either
cause I aint hangin round for no 45 dollar hair cut..not cuz I cant afford it mind you but I got mouths to feed ...
me again...you slide away.from me like I'm diseased.
wonder if you notice I am wearing a sweater.
a good one .
I check my phone to see if you even recognized me from the mini mart?
where you insulted me thinking me I thought I was some grundger rock star
nah as usual your type is thinkin about yourself
you sittin there reading some article ...boring boring boring and thinkin
"should I ask Anthony to keep the sides a little longer...and I didn't really get a good fade las ttime...
I switch I off your thought transcription and check my email..
not one thought about my sweater... dick.
finished my email replies I
I turn on your transcripts trying to figure out what your doing and how your dumb face might look as you think"
as I read .your thinking on my amped up phone
-"geez this is wild ...amazing what they do in Japan
your reading which uses another kind of brain wave ..so I am wasting my batteries havin gto both read what your reading and your dumb thoughts about what you're reading..on a split screen
I will you with my mind .and I can do that not with technology but because I am a trained Neuronaut.
a OC 7
second generation
rasied on Inway to the Enway
I can quote the words of Gary Rainy by rote.
and YOU have the nerve to think you're better than me scumbag..
you read in Wired Magazine while you waitgfor your "fade' at this over priced barber shop
what kinda guy pays 45 dollars for a hair cut
cept a fag.
what kind of guy ...goes to get their hair cut in a suit...
barber calls your name
and you bring the magazine over to the barber
to page through
...don't you care you'll get hair on the barbers magazine..or that's it's just plain rude..
to do stuff like that?
guys like you don't care about things like that I felt taking that "fade' razor and giving you a chippy chop ./..see how your boss likes you heading back to work looking like a lawnmower man you
YOU MOE
you show the barber the article ...and start shaking your head saying tsk tsk tsk like youre some old man .....who suddenly sees AUTO mobiles stead of horses..
like your some old rich man at some country club....'whats the world comin to...oh my..:
Ears how to read someone's mind
Technology News Ears looking at you kid ... models wear the necomimi, or cats' ears. They can read your brain waves and transmit how you're feeling ... in ear movements.
When you are relaxed or bored, the ears lie flat, when you are concentrating or focused they perk up, and even wiggle if you are amused.
The "Necomimi", which means "cat's ears" in Japanese, were launched in May but are set to go on sale at the end of the year, and were picked by Time magazine as one of the year's 50 best inventions.
The invention's goals are simple - it has two brain-wave sensors that can detect and interpret what you are thinking, and show it through four movements.
"We were exploring new ways of communicating and we thought it would be interesting to use brainwaves," Kana Nakano of Neurowear told Agence France-Presse this year.
"Because the sensors must be attached to the head, we tried to come up with something cute and catchy."
The catch, though, is that accurately reading EEG (encephalogram) signals, which these technologies are attempting to do, can be difficult because of the amount of "noise" a brain generates.
Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/ears-how-to-read-someones-mind-20111122-1nseb.html#ixzz2xt3p3yrq
I watch you watchin yourself in the mirror as the barber cuts your hair.
I read on my phone that you wished you looked more like Justin
I can't help but start laughing
YOU
ARE
soooooo Gay I feel like saying but instead I text your thought transcripts to Lincoln to give him a laugh as well
I assume you..like you gonna go to some hipster party where it be hip now to drink colt 45..
...like you slumming it.
like you a *igga
and all
..getting your hair all shorn like youre some Mexican in jail..
if getting a tear drop tattoo under yer eye become something on the front of GQ you'd have that done
like you shave your pubes.
yeah I heard you on the phone with your bro mance..
settin a date to go get waxed.
I can listen to your bro mance.phone calls and texts
it's my job
Lincoln
wired up my laptop 'to read"
I remember thinkin
.what kinda str8 guy goes gets themselves waxed ...their pubes.non the less.
with another guy..
or gets them waxed at all?
your told bromance..Kelly wouldn't go down on you less you you cleaned up the municipal park
the municipal park .HaHA HA
still in babrber chair
here you are
going on about the trends... apps ...the so called mind reading.."isn't that amazing..." you say to the barber who like has to answer you
not cause he likes you but cuz you pay him by the way..
yeah yeah crazy world he says.
dummy I want to say cat ears ..
you have no idea how far this sht has come
I 'm thinkin ..
Barber probably cant wait for you to leave the barber chair...and me.either
cause I aint hangin round for no 45 dollar hair cut..not cuz I cant afford it mind you but I got mouths to feed ...
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