you know who g-d liked....The Man in the Van said to Peter

more than even dinosaurs and sharks?

he liked pirates

did you know that
for years and years the sky was blue and Sunny all day everyday
because G-d was
listening in on pirates
thinking

and sensing..
of course g-d not only reads your mind but your senses

and boy
did g-d like
being inside a pirate's head
 stomping around
other people's boats
throwing them
 pricks over board

pillaging raping drinking ....
for g-d
it was like he was in
a videogame
these pirates
were the first real Virtual Reality

if you were able to
go mind to mind with a character

would it be some guy in an office? ...talking about
stock prices
or some crackhead

flopping around the street

daring the cops to blow her head off


in return for the kicks these pirates gave him
he even sometimes went Mind to Mind with
some nuns and priests and even rabbis
and
said
you wanna be some wet blanket and try to earn some graciousness with your show off good deeds
here.
here 's some candles and some minor miracles
but please
please please do not try to think to me again
your boring boring thoughts and actions
cause i get more kicks from my pirates
that know i am a cloud of consciousness and can't walk or fuck or break things
and they show me respect by pumping up the Enways

....Peter
was half awake ..half asleep...
the words were not just words
but
ideas
that seemed to be stacking up in his mind
sometimes the voice sounded like the Man
sometimes not at all
sometimes there was no sound
but .
just thoughts that Peter knew were not his own

but it didn't matter
they came at him
somehow into him so fast
that he couldn't resist them..
The Man drove his headset on..still
but Peter could tell from the look of him that he was not the one thinking to him
or he thought he could

Peter no longer knew what he thought
he did not know where he began and or the Voice/The Merge began and where he left off
the Man looked at him
"it's hard...at first..
if you need to we can go to a hospital...but it will be a mental hospital...it's not such a bad thing..but it isn't such a good thing either.."

"i can take it" Peter said

"we don't talk about "it".."it" isn't happening...if you think some thing crazy is happening to you ...and tell someone something crazy is happening to you...they will have no choice but to treat you as crazy..do you understand...? here let me get your mind off this The Man said sticking his hand down Peter's shorts.