So the man walks into the federal office and asks to sit down with a law enforcement agent.Says he's being used for illegal human experimentation ..says he's been injected with Plutonium
The officer looks at him.The officer the man sees is angry.Officer comes over and smacks him in the face ,shouts at the man "It's a military operation .You're not supposed to talk about it .What kind of American are you."The officer throws the guy out of the office.
Guy goes out to the parking lot .His wife is wringing her hand saying what happened .The guy slaps his wife "Stop wringing your hands.It's all good you see.It's alright. Guy didn't deny they shot me up with Plutonium .Just reminded me it's a military operation"
The kids of the man and wife are in the back seat crying their lungs out.They know their dad is sick.The wife turns around slaps the kids in the face.says "You're Daddy is dying slowly and painfully for his country .These are things we should be celebrating.It shows how great this country is.How it will do anything at all to keep America safe and secure and the greatest country in the world"
The kids stop crying ,begin singing the Star-Spangled Banner. The wife chimes in ,singing with the children ,hugging her husband .The husband spots the law enforcement officer coming out of the building and jumps out of the car.Kneels down in front of the officer.Starts kissing the officer's shoes.He can't stop apologizing for complaining about being a participant.
"You're not supposed to talk about it," the officer says taking out his gun and shooting the guy in the head.
The wife sees what has happened and screams but the kids in the back seat start singing God Bless America and she remembers how her husband is or was nothing but a loathsome un- American traitor .She gets out of the car and goes over to her husband now dead on the pavement .She begins to say something to the officer. A thank you for taking care of the treasonous son of a bitch but remembers she's not to say anything.The officer is impressed with the woman's restraint .He asks her if she'd like to serve her country and get an injection of plutonium.The wife is thrilled.
"The kids too ," The man says ,rather perturbed she didn't volunteer them.
"Of course,"the woman says ,going back to the car taking the kids out of the back seat....
The officer looks at him.The officer the man sees is angry.Officer comes over and smacks him in the face ,shouts at the man "It's a military operation .You're not supposed to talk about it .What kind of American are you."The officer throws the guy out of the office.
Guy goes out to the parking lot .His wife is wringing her hand saying what happened .The guy slaps his wife "Stop wringing your hands.It's all good you see.It's alright. Guy didn't deny they shot me up with Plutonium .Just reminded me it's a military operation"
The kids of the man and wife are in the back seat crying their lungs out.They know their dad is sick.The wife turns around slaps the kids in the face.says "You're Daddy is dying slowly and painfully for his country .These are things we should be celebrating.It shows how great this country is.How it will do anything at all to keep America safe and secure and the greatest country in the world"
The kids stop crying ,begin singing the Star-Spangled Banner. The wife chimes in ,singing with the children ,hugging her husband .The husband spots the law enforcement officer coming out of the building and jumps out of the car.Kneels down in front of the officer.Starts kissing the officer's shoes.He can't stop apologizing for complaining about being a participant.
"You're not supposed to talk about it," the officer says taking out his gun and shooting the guy in the head.
The wife sees what has happened and screams but the kids in the back seat start singing God Bless America and she remembers how her husband is or was nothing but a loathsome un- American traitor .She gets out of the car and goes over to her husband now dead on the pavement .She begins to say something to the officer. A thank you for taking care of the treasonous son of a bitch but remembers she's not to say anything.The officer is impressed with the woman's restraint .He asks her if she'd like to serve her country and get an injection of plutonium.The wife is thrilled.
"The kids too ," The man says ,rather perturbed she didn't volunteer them.
"Of course,"the woman says ,going back to the car taking the kids out of the back seat....
Patient number and biographical information at time of injection of plutonium
55-year-old man194519538 years63Heart failure4.7CHI-1, 68-year-old man194519455 months68Cancer of chin, lungs6.5CAL-1, 58-year-old man1945196620.7 years79Heart disease0.75 + 0.2 (Pu-238)HP-1, 67-year-old man1945196014.2 years81Bronchopneumonia4.6HP-2, 48-year-old man194519482.4 years50Brain disease5.1HP-3, 48-year-old woman1945198337.2 years85Acute cardiac arrest4.9HP-4, 18-year-old woman194519471.4 years20Cushing's syndrome4.9HP-5, 56-year-old man194519465 months57Bronchopneumonia5.1CHI-2, 56-year-old woman1945194617 days56Breast cancer94.9CHI-3, Young adult male194519466 monthsUnknownLikely Hodgin's Disease94.9HP-6, 44-year-old man1946198438 years82Natural death5.3HP-7, 59-year-old woman194619469 months60Pulmonary failure6.3HP-11, 69-year-old man194619466 days69Bronchopneumonia6.5HP-8, 41-year-old woman1946197529.7 years71Unknown6.5HP-9, 64-year-old man194619471.2 years65Bronchopneumonia6.3CAL-2, 4-year, 10-month old boy194619478 months5Bone cancer2.7 + radio-cerium and yttriumHP-10, 52-year-old man1946195710.9 years63Heart disease6.1CAL-3, 36-year-old man1947199144 years80Respiratory failure.006 (Pu-238)
55-year-old man194519538 years63Heart failure4.7CHI-1, 68-year-old man194519455 months68Cancer of chin, lungs6.5CAL-1, 58-year-old man1945196620.7 years79Heart disease0.75 + 0.2 (Pu-238)HP-1, 67-year-old man1945196014.2 years81Bronchopneumonia4.6HP-2, 48-year-old man194519482.4 years50Brain disease5.1HP-3, 48-year-old woman1945198337.2 years85Acute cardiac arrest4.9HP-4, 18-year-old woman194519471.4 years20Cushing's syndrome4.9HP-5, 56-year-old man194519465 months57Bronchopneumonia5.1CHI-2, 56-year-old woman1945194617 days56Breast cancer94.9CHI-3, Young adult male194519466 monthsUnknownLikely Hodgin's Disease94.9HP-6, 44-year-old man1946198438 years82Natural death5.3HP-7, 59-year-old woman194619469 months60Pulmonary failure6.3HP-11, 69-year-old man194619466 days69Bronchopneumonia6.5HP-8, 41-year-old woman1946197529.7 years71Unknown6.5HP-9, 64-year-old man194619471.2 years65Bronchopneumonia6.3CAL-2, 4-year, 10-month old boy194619478 months5Bone cancer2.7 + radio-cerium and yttriumHP-10, 52-year-old man1946195710.9 years63Heart disease6.1CAL-3, 36-year-old man1947199144 years80Respiratory failure.006 (Pu-238)
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