"Yadda ,yadda yadda," the congressman said to himself wiping some grease from his hands with the petition.

 Congressman Ken Wallinski longed for the days of old type writing paper that absorbed his mess from his sticky hands rather than the paper that was used for print outs.
The Congressman rolled the "urgent ' plea into a ball and tossed it in the trash late for his meeting with another  Advanced Weaponry corporation seeking a contract.

Wallinski decided to grab the letter from the trash thinking he and the Psychotronics company might have a laugh as they often did scrolling through the net reading sites devoted to so called "unspeakable crimes" against humanity that only the government and the victims knew about .

The Congressman thought ,smoothing down the letter "For crimes so unspeakable THESE idiots sure spoke an awful lot about it didn't they.. perhaps not realizing their pathetic cries and blogs and posts were free adverts that the tech worked. 

Congressman Wallinski checked the signature but couldn't make it out under the ketchup smudge .  He hoped it was a gal.
 The Congressman  liked thinking about woman being used as Test Subjects more than men. 

The Congressman enjoyed thinking of specifically young women screaming and holding their ears and crying .Enjoyed thinking of the "bitches" going slowly mad and not being believed .