"If my kid faked voices to get on mental disability, I'd kill him , no, I'd put him in a glass box suspeded from the Gotham Bridge and aim ( to audience) what's that stuff they say the Russians were aiming at the American diplomats in Cuba? 

AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Havana Syndrome 

" Right , I'd put my son in a glass box , with a computer attached to a giant screen that everyone could see his cry typing now for a good reason because that HiBAma Syndrome really is making that ingrate Hear Voices !"

The AUDIENCE cheers!