Wednesday, October 21, 2015

The Book of Biff (the 8th floor social network)-2004-2015


The 'neural reads, as they are called " are broken down into about 7 or 8 different classifications ( taste ,touch,smell,sight,hearing..and all that stuff" ticking about in your head ) and than these deciphered sense based on decoded brain signals provided you have been spiked or purchased neural prosthetics ..this signals once so difficult to decode and thus read  and reconfigure are sent through either a satellite or some land based dish of some kind to our offices where the subjects every sight,every word they either hear or think to themselves  etc is flickered across about 10 computer screens .Each screen for something or other. One thing must say the more screens thus the more brain signals one has been taught to decipher and thus interface upon receives much   more office space  in terms of square feet to engage with a human subject via these decoded wavelengths.



SEMIOTIC AGENT-BASED MODELS OF ....meaninglessness




The entries .They would now be fixed.unmarked.without time stamp.the myth this made anyone smarter.
Only ....
Stuck .only hate ...only "them"
And they are what...
I don't know 
But I have known "this Them" all my life. Somehow 
Each day 
Each place
Each breath was this model 
I want to smash
Before it smashes you all

Aug 10 2016
It took Tru Christie years to create the actual layout of the page you see before you everytime you turn on your 8th Floor Glazebook page
Every color and front has been carefully thought out to best entice a consumer of The 8th Floor Media to participate in the suspension of disbelief that the entire venture be but behavioral testing sans lab.
Free Moving Animals entrained to the EMF and back signal
rememebr Tru Christie laughed that old "don't sit too close to the TV" stuff your ma' said .
If you do
well Biff
delete that nugget from the 8th Floor Search Engine
ahhh
or better yet toss some foot fungus ads around the post..
According to Tru Christie during our 8th Floor Social network "sit ins" to learn to best grab a potential social media site user 's interest
we had to
get to the heart of what
person means
to behavioral testing
response ..response ..response
when I mentioned we were only gauging their most base interests.
like me
like me
give me a gold star
he gave me a look i tried to weave into many photoshopping sessions of corresponding "bot" JPEGS based on 2,385,274 "participant's"No Thanks On Line dating habits.
to see if their "no thanks" might be "add friend" worthy if the photoshopped version of such was holding a puppy


But our main job here at The 8th Floor Social network is to not let  our experimental work overwhelm the 8th floor Social network's day to day workings.

It took Tru Christie years to create the actual layout of the page you see before you everytime you turn on your 8th Floor Glazebook page
Every color and front  has been carefully thought out to best entice a consumer of The 8th Floor Media to turn on the site  first thing in the morning ,first thing before bed and all through those hours in between... some in a older demographic  ..we at the 8th floor had cared quite little about catering  toward (at first)
who at first could not understand why ' how many hits"  or how many "I dig it" thumb signals mattered in the scheme of their everyday life and moment to moment worth...
many in the older demographic that one automatically thinks  a bit of eeewwwwwww about anyway
somehow balked at the notion of explaining /answering the rather simple   'what are you doing right now?"
nor were they taught how important is was what the answer to this  question meant concerning
whatever imput they received concerning "a thumbs up "I dig it" towards one postings  be it a  jpeg, sentence emoji or  whatnot
but slowly even the older people whose demographic at first meant 'whatever" to The 8th Floor Social Netowrk somehow learned how important it was to be
 seen ,appreciated ,dismissed.discovered,shared   etc...
According to Tru Christie during our 8th Floor Social network "sit ins" to learn to best grab a potential social media site user 's interest and the what he called a  "joiner ship" mentality Tru Chrisite handed out several memoms concerning How the 8th Floor Social media should work as a self perpetuating  addiction ..
Tru Christie said we at the 8th Floor  must bone up on our social sciences to best come up with key words. and key modes to invite consumers into this new type of community ..which relies less upon true community
than the perception one is "communing" and theref ore "communcationg with others" in a  meanigfull" way
besides  the ahhhchooo "God Bless" you realities of post feedback and "social bond"
Tru very much wanted us here at the 8th Floor  to figure out a way to make the "un-naturalness" of the screen and the keyboard and even -face to face interaction through video feel nautral...and also un natural enough  to simultaneously give a consumer   the "sense" one is crossing through time and space  itself to cojure a sense of intimacy that surpasses  a face to face ,palm to palm "event"..

some of our early ideas Tru felt were counter active to our intial sales piches..
(1)People have germs"
(2)'Touch promotes germs"
(3) Meeting a friend or family face to face burns up fossile fuels". Meeing people face to face requires effort, money and often awkward  good byes.

tru told us to focus instead on the actual screen itself.
and what phrases one could use.
.questions ..lead -ins to make even the most guarded of people
feel enticed to "spill their guts"via keyboard
and even brough in a priest and a psychictric to share what "ice breakers' he or she most often found effective in getting a "consumer' to talk/share
Next he brohgt in may addcitions couselors to explain how an addiction is self perpetuated.
and habitual
 and how to add aspects of habitation to The 8th Floor Social Network
(1) ease of access
(2) a quick feed to one'spleasure center without immediately repercussion
(the subsequent creationg of the "I dig "
button under the space set aside uder posting

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